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These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick em in stockings, slip em under the tree, or just leave em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even put a smile on old St. Nicks face! So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just dont blame us if you end up on the naughty list.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Candy Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53215161057440,"sku":"LITCP-1197","price":6.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/6147\/1392\/files\/LITCP-1197.jpg?v=1770265689"},{"product_id":"master-series-holiday-bondage-teddy-bear-plush-brown","title":"Master Series Holiday Bondage Teddy Bear Plush - Brown","description":"\u003cp\u003eExperience the ultimate in cuddliness with our super soft and huggable bear, fully stuffed for maximum plushness. 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